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2003-04-20 - 8:55 p.m.
Date Me Contest: 2.0 2003-04-19 - 3:33 a.m.
We miss you, Mr. Filmstrip! 2003-04-16 - 1:03 a.m.
Moses stole my panties. 2003-04-09 - 2:00 p.m.
Thank you, Nancy. 2003-03-30 - 10:15 a.m.
Motha-fucking fucking fuck! 2003-03-18 - 7:49 p.m.
Raisin hell! 2003-03-13 - 9:22 a.m.
Hey Carmen, bounce pass! 2003-03-07 - 8:00 p.m.
Need some scrilla. 2003-03-05 - 11:37 p.m.
Hit 2 birds with 1 stone: Knock boots with Jesus! 2003-03-04 - 6:59 p.m.
We livin' ghetto fab. 2003-03-02 - 2:17 a.m.
Shoots and Ladders. 2003-03-01 - 2:44 p.m.
How heroic. 2003-02-25 - 4:02 a.m.
Elope-ification across the nation (literally)! 2003-02-21 - 7:46 a.m.
Helen of Pirates' Cove. 2003-02-17 - 11:23 p.m.
GMTA! 2003-02-14 - 11:19 p.m.
Happy Exploiting-A-Beheading Day! 2003-02-12 - 2:45 p.m.
Ode to prison. 2003-02-10 - 5:39 a.m.
Don't wanna be a baby mama. 2003-02-09 - 1:33 a.m.
"I'd like a potato on my ankle... Hold the chives." 2003-02-08 - 3:52 a.m.
I'd be the cotton candy vendor. 2003-02-06 - 11:31 p.m.
A lot fucking worse than an anchor. 2003-01-31 - 5:12 a.m.
Frequently Asked Questions. 2003-01-30 - 8:27 p.m.
I see London. I see France... 2003-01-27 - 10:06 p.m.
Tap my rhinestoned ass. 2003-01-25 - 4:38 a.m.
Suck my Texas-sized dick! 2003-01-23 - 7:31 p.m.
Ten months, no Birthday Cake Ice Cream. Sigh. 2003-01-20 - 2:53 a.m.
I don't even have a sneeze-guard. 2003-01-17 - 1:39 a.m.
Haha. You said "wiener!" 2003-01-14 - 7:49 p.m.
... So polygamy equals one-shouldered shirts? 2003-01-04 - 8:41 p.m.
Getting my hopes up. 2002-12-31 - 6:45 p.m.
That's bo-bo. 2002-12-28 - 10:20 a.m.
It's the controller! 2002-12-27 - 4:17 a.m.
Me and Janeane got it goin' on. 2002-12-26 - 1:31 a.m.
Sippin' my gin and juice. 2002-12-23 - 4:35 a.m.
The Christmas Groom by Deb Kastner. 2002-12-21 - 10:04 p.m.
Ain't got no scrilla. 2002-12-19 - 9:09 p.m.
I'm two shades of "blush" and "bashful". 2002-12-18 - 4:13 a.m.
The wonder of advertising. 2002-12-16 - 3:26 a.m.
D4: Suck My Puck. 2002-12-15 - 4:26 a.m.
Because I do. 2002-12-12 - 3:14 a.m.
Hi. I'm in Delaware. 2002-12-03 - 10:42 p.m.
My most personal entry. 2002-12-01 - 2:45 a.m.
Sick! 2002-11-30 - 2:52 a.m.
Representin' my clit. 2002-11-29 - 2:52 p.m.
Shish-kabob! Not yams! Jesus! 2002-11-26 - 1:06 p.m.
Heart Shaped Box... full of oregano. 2002-11-20 - 9:56 p.m.
Nice pecan. 2002-11-17 - 12:32 p.m.
I made a shrine to you... and you don't even know my name. 2002-11-11 - 10:15 a.m.
Went to Chacho's. Got a burrito. 2002-11-09 - 4:37 a.m.
Quit clownin'. 2002-11-05 - 2:41 a.m.
Not yet sure if I'm going to jail. 2002-11-02 - 1:52 a.m.
Like Ma Bell. We got the ill communication. 2002-10-23 - 12:53 a.m.
Poor (cheap & fat) Sara. 2002-10-16 - 7:56 p.m.
Garon, come back to me! 2002-10-11 - 1:26 a.m.
Down low... too slow! 2002-10-02 - 2:16 a.m.
Faithful grass and an ugly weed. 2002-09-30 - 7:00 p.m.
Move over Birtha. It's my turn. 2002-09-29 - 3:36 a.m.
Brain dead... 2002-09-18 - 10:55 a.m.
West Nile outbreak at the movies. 2002-09-14 - 12:16 p.m.
I'm in-hell-in'. 2002-09-06 - 2:59 a.m.
Big Body Benz. 2002-09-02 - 12:15 a.m.
Hey, that's my bike. 2002-08-30 - 12:59 a.m.
Scandalous proverb. 2002-08-28 - 6:47 p.m.
Get the fuck out of my house! 2002-08-21 - 9:48 a.m.
I love kids. 2002-08-17 - 5:44 p.m.
I spy something low class. 2002-08-07 - 1:47 a.m.
What a wasted effort. 2002-08-02 - 3:16 p.m.
Color #4452 for breakfast. 2002-07-30 - 2:40 p.m.
Not as in Kate! 2002-07-28 - 10:26 p.m.
Gargaloos chewing gums. 2002-07-27 - 7:56 p.m.
Sara, go fetch. 2002-07-23 - 10:35 p.m.
As proven a few days ago, I certainly don't steal well. 2002-07-21 - 3:13 a.m.
What the hell set off the alarm? 2002-07-14 - 1:28 p.m.
I'll be taller than Jesus!... Maybe. 2002-07-11 - 11:21 p.m.
Atleast there's no such thing as a rotary keyboard. 2002-07-04 - 11:00 p.m.
4'11" and born in the U.S.A. 2002-07-02 - 9:24 p.m.
P.S.- We need new mini blinds too. 2002-07-01 - 2:02 a.m.
Shut the fuck up, Jerkface. 2002-06-26 - 1:42 a.m.
A mulatto. An albino. A mosquito. My libido. 2002-06-25 - 12:53 a.m.
R.I.P. non-existant step sister. 2002-06-22 - 1:46 a.m.
Soft serve my balls. 2002-06-06 - 7:34 p.m.
Age-defying teeth. 2002-06-05 - 3:29 a.m.
245 lbs. closer to my heart. 2002-06-02 - 12:31 a.m.
Atleast my finger-cast looks sexy. 2002-05-31 - 11:13 a.m.
This shit sucks. Let's leave. 2002-05-27 - 10:45 p.m.
Goodbye shopping cart and street signs. 2002-05-21 - 2:30 a.m.
I (don't) rock the party that rocks the body. 2002-05-10 - 2:02 a.m.
What the hell kind of name is Sharona?! 2002-05-08 - 1:40 a.m.
Dumps like a tru-tru-truck. 2002-04-30 - 3:48 a.m.
Come and get me, kidney stones. 2002-04-24 - 3:19 a.m.
Frilly new bachelor pad. 2002-04-23 - 4:16 a.m.
Sara's a ho. Pass it on. 2002-04-17 - 4:24 a.m.
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass. 2002-04-11 - 3:33 a.m.
Sex, sex, and kitten rescue. 2002-04-01 - 2:36 a.m.
Shout out to Christ. 2002-03-28 - 4:00 a.m.
Happy b-day, Granny! Bow chicka bow wow. 2002-03-26 - 10:37 a.m.
My mom thinks I'm a skank. 2002-03-18 - 1:40 a.m.
You're the next contestant! 2002-03-15 - 1:30 p.m.
Let me pull my cock out of your ass. 2002-03-13 - 2:46 a.m.
What? Mollusks are sexy! 2002-03-05 - 8:31 p.m.
Tricky Bitches. 2002-03-01 - 6:04 p.m.
Medieval lame-o. 2002-02-20 - 3:46 p.m.
Oh holy god! 2002-02-17 - 7:23 p.m.
YOU PROMISED! 2002-02-14 - 9:55 a.m.
Happy Valentine's Day! 2002-02-12 - 3:42 p.m.
I have a special name too! 2002-02-09 - 12:39 p.m.
Sigh. If only I were rad. 2002-02-08 - 3:35 a.m.
Sponsored by Latex condoms... America's condom of choice. 2002-02-07 - 2:27 a.m.
For me?!... Gee thanks. 2002-02-06 - 12:16 a.m.
Reverend who? 2002-02-05 - 11:04 a.m.
"I'm all out of love." 2002-02-04 - 1:24 a.m.
Kevin is... reliable. 2002-02-01 - 12:07 a.m.
Clean and unsoiled, yet sweaty and wet. 2002-01-31 - 1:40 a.m.
Right after these messages. 2002-01-30 - 1:08 a.m.
Haven't heard that one on the radio. 2002-01-29 - 1:22 a.m.
Hold the cheese. 2002-01-28 - 2:43 a.m.
And the pick-up-line horror begins... 2002-01-27 - 2:14 a.m.
R.I.P. Hansel. 2002-01-20 - 8:12 p.m.
Symphony #16. 2002-01-14 - 11:38 p.m.
Jesus Christ! Sin Destroyer! 2002-01-10 - 5:27 p.m.
Safety not guaranteed. 2002-01-08 - 5:20 p.m.
Needless to say, I did not message him back. 2002-01-07 - 1:40 a.m.
Must be able to work well under pressure. 2002-01-04 - 12:54 a.m.
I have to draw the line at un-fit parenting. 2001-12-29 - 5:23 p.m.
"Check this out! Her titties light up!" 2001-12-25 - 3:25 p.m.
Naughty or sliced? 2001-12-24 - 11:47 p.m.
Change of Address. 2001-12-22 - 10:41 p.m.
How to be popular in 5 simple steps. 2001-12-19 - 8:19 p.m.
Atleast I can't get mono again. 2001-12-11 - 6:40 p.m.
I'm a honey who makin' money! 2001-12-10 - 5:02 p.m.
My glue-gat is loaded. 2001-12-08 - 12:55 p.m.
Becca is my savior. 2001-12-03 - 4:13 p.m.
Santa's too bootylicious for ya! 2001-11-28 - 5:39 p.m.
Woo me with your three words. 2001-11-26 - 4:21 p.m.
A rod of pure nitrogen! 2001-11-21 - 3:06 p.m.
5 days, no computer. Man, I'm thankful. 2001-11-17 - 11:21 p.m.
The unheroictivity of attractive people. 2001-11-14 - 11:10 a.m.
I'll rescue you from your tower of cynicism. 2001-11-12 - 3:52 p.m.
Sara Chopstick Hands obstructs crime. 2001-11-11 - 12:19 a.m.
I'm a girl, therefore inferior. 2001-11-07 - 8:13 p.m.
A renaissance soda. 2001-11-06 - 7:45 p.m.
Pack yo' gat. 2001-11-05 - 6:54 p.m.
Protectith thy vision from fingerish pokes. 2001-11-04 - 10:24 p.m.
Baby, I'm sorry. 2001-10-29 - 3:48 p.m.
My fallacies getting me into trouble again. 2001-10-28 - 12:54 p.m.
Bed buddies with Andrew. 2001-10-27 - 2:39 a.m.
My heart is abreak. 2001-10-26 - 4:31 a.m.
Breaking up: A pop up book. 2001-10-25 - 12:43 p.m.
Adam Sandler stole my boyfriend. 2001-10-22 - 1:56 p.m.
Bad fashion in the ER. 2001-10-19 - 7:49 p.m.
It's hip to be square. 2001-10-12 - 11:36 a.m.
Layla ... Shit! Nothing rhymes. 2001-10-11 - 6:13 p.m.
Kevi Chevy. 2001-10-10 - 3:45 p.m.
Greg Keg. 2001-10-09 - 10:58 p.m.
Julie Ghoulie. 2001-10-08 - 7:24 p.m.
Pants Dance. 2001-10-06 - 11:54 p.m.
He didn't steal my pillow last night. 2001-10-01 - 4:01 p.m.
Birthday schmirthday. 2001-09-28 - 1:18 p.m.
Scratch my glasses. Shake yo' asses. 2001-09-22 - 6:10 p.m.
Squeegee my balls. 2001-09-19 - 4:56 p.m.
What a hardass. 2001-09-17 - 12:51 p.m.
Quiz: Are your eyes blue? 2001-09-15 - 4:13 a.m.
Where the hell is my waiter? 2001-09-14 - 3:17 p.m.
I'm definitely not into freakin'. 2001-09-12 - 11:20 a.m.
Humanity at its finest. 2001-09-11 - 10:13 a.m.
4000 miles is a long journey. 2001-09-05 - 8:52 p.m.
Mattel can suck it! 2001-09-02 - 5:47 p.m.
D&D is ruining my life! 2001-08-21 - 5:11 p.m.
What would you do? 2001-08-19 - 11:24 a.m.
Crush my heart. 2001-08-10 - 9:17 p.m.
Here I am, standing all alone. 2001-08-08 - 4:54 a.m.
Computers can't snuggle.
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