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2003-04-19 3:33 a.m.
We miss you, Mr. Filmstrip!

All I can say right now is, �Thank you, AMC movie theaters, for your Movie Watcher card!� Spending that 25 minutes filling out the paperwork in order to get it 6 years ago sure did pay off: �Purchase 298 full-price tickets and get a free small root beer.� Sweet! Well, what else would I have done with all that hard-earned scrilla besides spend it on anti-quality such as countless Vin Diesel flicks?

Oh, and while we�re on the topic... C�mon, Vin! You�re really not fooling anybody. We all know that your real name is some pansy fucked up shit like Vincent Diesella. P.S.- Your tits are bigger than mine, Jackass.

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