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2001-11-07 8:13 p.m.
A renaissance soda.

(A conversation that took place approximately 2 years ago which absolutely cannot go unmentioned)

Random Jock Guy #1: You have to hear this shit! I got my girlfriend pregnant!

Random Jock Guy #2: Shit, Man! Did you use a condom?

Random Jock Guy #1: Nah, I didn't need to. I drink Surge.

Me: (Not being able to dismiss what I had just overheard) What?

Random Jock Guy #2: It cuts down on sperm count! Duh!

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