current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2001-11-07 8:13 p.m. (A conversation that took place approximately 2 years ago which absolutely cannot go unmentioned) Random Jock Guy #1: You have to hear this shit! I got my girlfriend pregnant! Random Jock Guy #2: Shit, Man! Did you use a condom? Random Jock Guy #1: Nah, I didn't need to. I drink Surge. Me: (Not being able to dismiss what I had just overheard) What? Random Jock Guy #2: It cuts down on sperm count! Duh! |