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current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2001-12-08 12:55 p.m. Last night, as a mysterious figure lightly tapped on my front door, my curiosity and anticipation grew. Upon opening this postern and unleashing the wonderful and enchanting surprise it obscured, I witnessed the most beautiful sight I had ever beheld: My exquisite and ravishing best friend slash roommate, Becca. Not only was she really attractive, but she was also grasping a bouquet of flowers containing a card that uttered the words "Congratulations on your break up with Kevi!" Becca then proceeded to say, "I'm here to pick up my date, Sara Nosh." Who needs a boyfriend when you have the most dazzling piece of ass at home? |