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2002-02-05 11:04 a.m.
"I'm all out of love."

At the exact moment Julie burst into fits of laughter last night on the point of catching me wearing my 2 calculator watches, my black plastic-rimmed glases, and my night-time retainer as I was singing Air Supply songs and reading from my Dungeon Master's Guide, I became conscious to only one thought... "Gee Wiz! I'm glad I don't have a webcam."

I wouldn't want to welcome my many adoring fans to the fact that I'm not the lucious babe they all asume I am by my radiant personality.

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