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2002-02-20 3:46 p.m.
Oh holy god!

Mother: So tell me something you learned in your Human Sexuality course.

Me: Well... Male ejaculate is only 32 calories!

Mother: Oh good. Atleast you won't have to worry about getting fat from sucking dick.

Me: MOTHER!

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