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2002-05-21 2:30 a.m.
I (don't) rock the party that rocks the body.

Someone recently told me that she wished she could be exactly like me. In my quest to reveal why this misdirected peer admired me so, she disclosed that 1) I'm funny. and 2) I have a lot of cool stuff.

In reference to what she said, I can only report that the only reason I am humorous is that horrific occurances happen to me frequently and people laugh when I retell my said encounters. And the only reason I have "cool stuff" is because I will often take a souvenir from my horrific experience and adorn it with sequins.

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