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current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2002-07-28 10:26 p.m. Proceeding his long flight from Iran to Houston today, my barely-English-speaking uncle stopped at a gasoline station to solicit directions. In a quest to speak the words "I'm a tourist," he accidentally proclaimed "I'm a terrorist." My uncle was then immediately arrested by two po-pos who happened to be browsing the mini mart. This is even funnier than the time my dad inquired, "Why do you paint your hairs?" |