current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2002-08-28 6:47 p.m. My roommate's boyfriend's sister's boyfriend came over today. The nicest thing I can say about him is that all his tattoos are spelled correctly. A few short tips, fellas... If you aim to impress me, do not: ask me "who the fuck" I am, make gestures towards your crotch, comment on how unattractive you think my dog is, go all the way with your less than mediocre girlfriend whilst 3 other people remain in the room, and be annoying as fuck. |