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2002-12-27 4:17 a.m.
Me and Janeane got it goin' on.

(I got a facial today. In �a,� I mean �my first ever.�)

Inga (My Masseuse): Wow! Your skin is terribly damaged. I�m just going to use this pore minimizer.

Me: Actually, could you use a pore maximizer? Sometimes I just want to put loose change somewhere� or spare keys�

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