current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2003-03-13 9:22 a.m. Pumping my highly overpriced gasoline, I happened to overhear a Carmen Electra look alike yell this into her cellular telephone: �I just shaved my goddamn pussy and he�s not even coming over tonight! Let�s go drink it off!� Get ready to get date raped, asshole. P.S.- Just because your tits look like fucking basket balls doesn�t justify your wearing a shirt resembling the net. |