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2003-01-04 8:41 p.m.
Getting my hopes up.

(Ring Ring)

Me: Hello?

Unknown Caller: Hi, Sara. This is Jared.

Me: Jared... ?

Unknown Caller: Yeah. Um... Do you not know who I am?

Me: No clue. Be more specific.

Unknown Caller: Well... I�m cute...

Me: JARED FROM SUBWAY?!

Unknown Caller: .....

Me: I loved your chicken teriyaki commercial!

Unknown Caller: Uhh... Wrong Jared.

Me: Damn.

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