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2002-01-29 1:22 a.m.
Hold the cheese.

In continuation of "Week-O-Bad-Pick-Up-Lines"....

Immediately after Julie and I exited her car in a not so credible part of town, two geriatric style black men recited one of Ju's window decal stickers aloud which read "Meat is mean." They then procceeded to yell, "That's because you've never tried DARK meat! Heh heh heh heh!"

Perhaps they were right. Infact, I bet if they could find a way to bottle their tasty treat, it could be served at Denny's and aquire the title of the "Nasty Child Molester Breakfast Slam."

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