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current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2002-04-11 3:33 a.m. Three substancial tid-bits of information have been obtained in my nine days of journal-updating absence... 1) After being hit directly between the eyes by a 10 ft. penis, never again am I to attend a 3D porno flick in the theaters. 2) I shan't stand front and center at future Owls shows, subsequent to being urged by my best friend to file sexual harassment charges against Mr. Tim Kinsella. 3) And finally... It takes a sexy boy named Pants, several tools, and much patience to get a 2-week-old cat out from inside a dashboard. |