current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2002-09-02 12:15 a.m. Exactly two weeks after my bicycle was stolen, bike #2 was discovered as having been thieved from my porch. Subsequent to my hysterical fits of laughter, I displayed a heart felt love letter on my fence, composed only to express my admiration addressing He Who Jacked My Shit: "Dear Mr(s). Bike Thief, I bet you are really sexy. Will you go on a date with me? XO the Ex-Bike Owner" Perhaps he shall reveal himself in due time as being the boy of my dreams. |