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2002-09-06 2:59 a.m.
Big Body Benz.

As a result of my highly extravagant 91' Honda Accord with no front or back bumper being ripped from my possesion during my deepest hour of slumber, my father has been on the lookout for a used car he and my mother shall procure for me. The stipulation lies in me being required to pay the two of these oh-so-generous folks back in the next two years. The car he purchased, kiddos... A 1-year-old Mercedes Fucking Benz!

Thanks Mom and Dad. In order to pay you back for this, I'll have to take photos of myself posing in a string bikini on top of my used automobile.

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