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2003-01-25 4:38 a.m.
Suck my Texas-sized dick!

Mad Libs to creating an advertisement comparable to 4 out of 5 commercials aired on television in my specific local area:

In Texas, we like things ___adjective___. That�s why ___generic company name___ makes ___product___ the Lone Star way. Davey Crockett would agree: we did it first; and we did it best. Ain�t that right, ___hick-ass dog name___ ? *Bark Bark*

Sorry other states, God loves Texas the most. You know what they say� �The higher the hair, the closer to heaven!�

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