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current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2003-01-27 10:06 p.m. Browsing our local Mervyn�s department store, Olivia and I were faced with the most ludicrous, transparent, rhinestoned and feathered neglig�es in assorted colors. Immediately, we determined they were a �must have�. Picking up this piece of repulsive lingerie, I clamored, �We should both get one so we can match whilst doin� it!... That is, if they have a size large enough for you.� At which point, Olivia retaliated with, �Hmm... You should get the black one. It�s slimming.� What a whore. She�s my best friend. |