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2003-02-14 11:19 p.m.
Happy Exploiting-A-Beheading Day!

You know what sucks worse than Valentine�s Day?

When people call it �Valentime�s Day.�

You know what sucks worse than when people call it �Valentime�s Day?�

A 2 hour fucking wait at any restaurant in which they get all hot and bothered when you play strip Uno.

You know what sucks worse than a 2 hour fucking wait at any restaurant in which they get all hot and bothered when you play strip Uno?

Joan Rivers. (Sorry. It's the only thing I could think of.)

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