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2003-03-02 2:17 a.m.
Shoots and Ladders.

Last week�s bet: That I couldn�t go a whole week without shoplifting. Infra victoriously winning this wager, I reminded Jack about the conditions, proclaiming that upon my triumph, he would adorn himself in a frilly dress to school on Monday. Therefore, tonight he requested double or nothing. After alleging that he could catch 100 Cheerios in his mouth (in a row) and failing miserably as the 64th bounced off a tooth, to the tattoo parlor we tracked. An hour later, as Jack peeled off his blindfold, he was acquainted with his brand new K0Rn tattoo.

Sucks to be him! Now he knows not to fuck with me!

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