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current / archive / pictures / guestbook / email / profile 2001-12-22 10:41 p.m. Actual printed advice in a column titled "How to be popular": 1) Wear flashy clothes. 2) Go out with the Varsity Quarterback. 3) Be the cheerleading Captain. 4) Make sure you radiate a special "je ne sais quoi" starting at birth. 5) Have parents who can buy you the best of everything. Wow! If I had known it was that easy, I wouldn't have made my adolescent years of high school into an awkward, lonely, nerdy hell! |